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Head to Dig This for an afternoon of operating heavy machinery on the Vegas Strip. If playing builders at the adult sandpit isn’t your idea of fun, achieve the dream of human flight by jumping into a man-made wind tunnel at Vegas Indoor Skydiving.
When you get to Dream Racing at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, you can play Top Gear, choosing from a variety of supercars. Take the Lamborghini Huracán or McLaren MP4-12C for five to ten laps, depending on whether you’re more of a Hammond or a Clarkson, and how much money you’re willing to spend.
Due to the alarmingly high number of male strip clubs in Vegas, a lot of ladies will be on the lookout for some post-Chippendale action. Live up to the fantasy and kit yourself out in western wear at Kemo Sabe in Caesars Forum and Pinto Ranch in the Fashion Show Mall. A crisp naval uniform will also go a long way.
For steak and sides like you’ve never seen before go to Lawry’s Prime Rib Restaurant on the Strip. A warning: the decor and uniforms (which are exceptionally weird) haven’t aged as well as the steak.
Re-enact Alan’s famous ‘wolf pack’ speech from The Hangover on top of Mandalay Bay. Skip the roofie if you’re not up for the consequences.
Fantasy at Luxor is “The Strip’s biggest tease” with routines ranging from sexy cowgirl and the flirty cheerleader to the sultry burlesque dancer.
Book a table at hip-hop hotspot 1OAK, where Kris Jenner twerked to Big Sean on her 59th birthday. Roll into the club in a stretch hummer and lounge back on beige suede and leather couches at your table knowing that was $500 well spent.
If another strip club is on the agenda, Spearmint Rhino is a much classier option than Sapphire, which is filled with a decidedly sadder demographic of the male population.
Roam the casino at Caesars Palace. The louder and flashier you are, the bigger the crowd you’ll draw.
THE NEXT DAY
Recover by gambling with your health as well as your hard-earned cash and order a quadruple bypass burger or deep fried twinkie milkshake at the Heart Attack Grill in Downtown, run by Dr. Jon and his team of nurses. All visitors must wear a hospital gown, and if you don’t finish your meal, you might get your bottom whipped on film by the ‘spanking nurse’.
Check out our Girls’ Guide to Las Vegas
Vegas Indoor Skydiving
Lawry's Prime Rib
Fantasy at Luxor
Heart Attack Grill
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