1. On a box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life

2. In a Thai advertisement for donkey rides: We have our own ass if you would like to take a ride

3. On a detour sign in Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways

4. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions

5. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time

6. Over the bathroom sink in a Mexican hotel: The water has been passed personally by the hotel manager

7. In a hotel room in Cambodia: Sorry for guests who have problem, and thank for guests who have no problem

8. Outside a Paris couturier: Dresses for streetwalking

9. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

10. In a German lift: Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up

11. In a Norwegian lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

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